THE GAME
GAWDAMMIT!!! WELL, IF I LOSE, I’M TAKING ALL MY FOLLOWERS DOWN WITH ME!!!
THE GAME
GAWDAMMIT!!! WELL, IF I LOSE, I’M TAKING ALL MY FOLLOWERS DOWN WITH ME!!!
So, I’m fucking home alone, taking a break from writing this paper and I was making pasta. Than I’m straining the noodles and all of a fucking sudden! WOOOSH!!! A fucking wooden sword just FLIES over the fence and SLAMS into the wall right under my window!!! I was so fucking confused and after like, a minute, I looked at the window thinking “…wot?”
So I eventually went outside and picked up this glorious thing. I looked over the fence…no one there…
I went out the front door…no on there…
After looking around for like, 10 or 15 minutes I decided to take the damn thing. Than I went on Gmail and talked to my best bro Ed and told him about this. Here’s how the conversation went after telling him the above:
So, long story short, I must now begin my journey to Canada to defeat the evil Canadannon and save the Earth! Be back in a few days guys.

IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS!!!
That no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my causeI will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
THE POWER THAT’S INSIIIIIIDE(Pokémon! Gotta catch ‘em all!) It’s you and me
I know it’s my destinyyyyy!
(Pokémon!) Ohhhhh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend!
(Pokémon! Gotta catch ‘em all!) Our hearts so truuue!
Our courage will pull us through!
You teach me and I’ll teach you
POKéMON!!!
Oh no, the “if 1.17m people join my gf will marry me” group has been featured on Lamebook. :C
I better keep spamming my link, then, even though the other group’s owner told me that he isn’t “able to join at the moment.”
Pff, what a troll.
Troll post or not, if some chick wants some bullshit like this before marrying you, she’s a whore anyway and you’re just desperate for actually doing this! Epic Failure!
Papa Bob! He’s my grandma’s second husband (her first husband died in a car accident, hence my strong hate towards drunk driving). He gave Jewel and I Twizzlers. :3
Diabeetus!