July 2011
1 post
Oh yeah...
Yeah, pretty much left this…also Flash. Too much vidja gaems. Oh well. Shit happens.
March 2011
1 post
To That PanzerDrako Guy Who Asked Me to Get...
Umm…would you care if I just jumped and worked on A Bunch of SNESsed Up Crap 2 for now instead? Cuz honestly, I’m feeling ANSUC2 right now and I just got hit in the face with a bunch of ideas right now…
February 2011
7 posts
“THE TYRANNY OF THE VAGINA HAS LEFT MY HOME!”
– Grey on Skype Call…
Life Lessons from Monster Huntan Bros
Leoj: Dunno if this compares to Unite's Final Quest.
Leoj: Although Unite's is more of a complete bitch to get.
Leoj: Beat ALL VILLAGE AND FUCKING CAT VILLAGE QUESTS
Leoj: Final Quest Title "Monster Hunter!"
Leoj: VS Rathalos, Tigrex, Nargacuga and Rajang
Ed: At the same time?
Leoj: Not sure. Doesn't say here on the Wiki.
Leoj: Fuck, I doubt it.
Leoj: Maybe in pairs at the most.
Leoj: All at the same time...
Ed: In pairs it wouldn't be as bad
Leoj: Jesus, that would be nightmarish...
Ed: but all at the same time
Ed: would be
Ed: nightmare fuel
Leoj: It would.
Leoj: Oh man
Ed: kind of reminds me
Leoj: Make that a guild quest.
Ed: of the doublejoe event
Leoj: 4 Monsters VS 4 Hunters
Ed: that was bananas
Leoj: The ultimate battle for survival.
Ed: 4 monsters vs 4 joes
Leoj: XD
Leoj: The Joes would win all the time.
Ed: it would be like the final battle of disney sports movie
Leoj: XD
Leoj: Except the underdogs don't win...
Ed: But they get a valuable lesson on life
Leoj: NO THEY DON'T!
Leoj: THEY DIE!
Leoj: >:O
Ed: The lesson was life is short
And We Have Ourselves Grade A Material!
Pockseidon: It will have Gordon Freeman, Simon Belmont, Ash Ketchum
Ghost "Grey": My little pony
Adam "McSteve" Ellis: Batman
Leoj Zenetheus: Danny Phantom
MagneSho: Duke Nukem/Batman slashfic.
Pockseidon: Static Shock.
Leoj Zenetheus: and the nameless guy from GTA 3
Ghost "Grey": his name is claud
Spanish Thunder: have it be an allusion to tubgirl
Pockseidon: CARL JOHNSON FROM SAN ANDREAS
Ghost "Grey": MAGIC JOHNSON!
Pockseidon: Abraham Lincoln.
Pockseidon: Is anyone keeping a list here?
Ghost "Grey": im just adding
Leoj Zenetheus: Wizard Kelly from the Proud Family
Adam "McSteve" Ellis: Cat Planet
Ghost "Grey": AL ROKER!
MagneSho: No. I think my idea was the gayest and because we're talking about fanfics here, the gayer it is, the more popular it is.
Leoj Zenetheus: Dammit McSteve...
Adam "McSteve" Ellis: Make it set on Cat Planet
Ghost "Grey": AN ENSLAVED CAT PLANET!
Ghost "Grey": RULED BY REPTILIANS
Ghost "Grey": WHO FOLLOW ORDERS OF INSECTS
Pockseidon: ENSLAVED BY EVER PERSON WHO WOULD ENSLAVE THINGS WORKING TOGETHER
Ghost "Grey": WHITE PEOPLE
And It Will Be Beautiful...
Spanish Thunder: sO
Spanish Thunder: For english class
Ghost "Grey": oS
Leoj Zenetheus: It will be glorious
Spanish Thunder: we are studying FAN FICTION.
Spanish Thunder: :<
Leoj Zenetheus: ...
Spanish Thunder: wtf
Ghost "Grey": oooh
Ghost "Grey": aaaah
Ghost "Grey": wow
Leoj Zenetheus: You must
Leoj Zenetheus: Outright
Ghost "Grey": neato
Spanish Thunder: not even kidding
Leoj Zenetheus: Refuse to partake in this.
Spanish Thunder: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosencrantz_and_Guildenstern_Are_Dead
Pockseidon: LOL
Pockseidon: FANFICTION
Spanish Thunder: like 2000 years later
HayleyKat!: Oh I like that book.
HayleyKat!: play even
Spanish Thunder: some guys like IMA MAKE A PLAY ABOUT TWO OF SHAKESPEARS CHARACTERS THAT SHOW UP IN LIKE A SCENE
Leoj Zenetheus: Tell your teacher that fanfiction is the lowest form of writing. And that even calling it true literature is a disgrace to the great subject of literature.
Pockseidon: If they have you write anything just copypasta Full Life Consequences.
Leoj Zenetheus: YES! ALSO BRING UP FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!
Leoj Zenetheus: Or anything by Peter Chimera.
HayleyKat!: its not really fan fiction.
Leoj Zenetheus: Digimon saves teh wrold111
Leoj Zenetheus: For the win.
Spanish Thunder: its obviusley not fan fiction
Spanish Thunder: but its another boring play i wish not to read
Spanish Thunder: and thusley i choose to make fun of it as such
MagneSho: Tell your teacher that the Twilight series is the best example of fanfiction.
Ghost "Grey": his teacher probably writes fan fiction
Spanish Thunder: because it (somewhat) fits
Spanish Thunder: and
Spanish Thunder: GREAT IDEA
Spanish Thunder: HOLY SHIT
Spanish Thunder: i'll go up to my teacher
Ghost "Grey": his teacher probably wrote John Freeman
Spanish Thunder: Hey secne we're learning fanfiction
Spanish Thunder: i think we should study the pennicle of such works
Spanish Thunder: *plop new moon on her desk*
MagneSho: Attaboy.
Spanish Thunder: the shitty movie versin two with pictures of jacob plastered everywhere
Spanish Thunder: so she can get all hot and bothered
Spanish Thunder: that being said
Spanish Thunder: we played a game throwing this fanfic garbage at a stack of books accross the room
Pockseidon: Hope she doesn't assign you to a project of writing a fanfic OF New Moon.
Spanish Thunder: OH GOD
Leoj Zenetheus: Holy balls
Leoj Zenetheus: Dude
Leoj Zenetheus: If you have to write a fanfiction as an assignment.
Leoj Zenetheus: I will fucking do it for you.
Leoj Zenetheus: For free.
MagneSho: NO
MagneSho: LET ME DO IT
Pockseidon: I WILL TOO
Leoj Zenetheus: NO!
MagneSho: I WON'T EVEN CHARGE YOU
Pockseidon: HOW ABOUT
Leoj Zenetheus: WE WILL ALL COWRITE
MagneSho: GUARANTEED A
Pockseidon: WE ALL WRITE IT
Pockseidon: TOGETHER
Leoj Zenetheus: THE GREATEST FANFICTION!
MagneSho: ABSOLUTELY FREE
Spanish Thunder: ...oh god
Leoj Zenetheus: EVER MADE!
Spanish Thunder: of new moon?
MagneSho: I USUALLY CHARGE FOR GUARANTEED A'S
Leoj Zenetheus: OF EVERYTHING EVER!
Ghost "Grey": HELL YEA!!!!
It'd be more of a club than a sword.
mashiankrekku:
Sean: That [Buster] sword in the video is like, 54 pounds. That’s like taking 5 Xboxes, attaching them down a line and lifting that. Me: …I want to make an Xbox sword now.
…yes…yes…yes yes YES YES YES! THIS MUST BE FUCKING DONE! IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!!
January 2011
25 posts
Renard's Dash-Da-Dash. Shit, This Just Needs the...
Can’t remember where I sniped this game. Most likely Mashi’s Tumblog as it seems everything Renard related goes through her Tumblr. But this game is pretty f’in addictive! The little About page in the game claims he attempted to make a Retro-Modern Arcade game. Mission fucking accomplished buddy. But the game lacks the last bit of polish. For one, and the one thing that makes me...
Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
aerostella:
;-;
panzerdrako asked: more nes mess up crap or some sort of?
Well...How About That...
So, our buddy Seth got a random friend request on Skype yesterday, it didn't leave him a spam message, so he decided to accept it and see what happened. Next day, this happened. And the other guy's username was in fact "someone".
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Seth: Jesus, you guys aren't going to believe this conversation, LMFAO
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Seth: Hey, there you are. Who is this, exactly?
someone: m/f/
someone: ?
Seth: You sent me a contact request yesterday?
someone: yes
someone: randomly
Seth: So you just randomly said "I'm going to add whoever Michiganite is on Skype"?
someone: actually "michigan"
Seth: Haha, that's pretty funny
someone: well
someone: i added alot of girls from michigan
Seth: I'm not female, though. Did you just add a bunch of random people trying to find the females?
someone: yup
Seth: LMFAO. How's that been working so far?
Seth: At the last part, he removed and blocked me
This is the Best Shit I've Seen All Day →
Lookin Forward to Nerdapalooza 2011!
Man, with Nerda 2011 comin up some time soon this year, I’m already thinkin back to 2010, my first ever Nerdapalooza. I came in, in a van loaded with my carpool buddy, his friends and two of my friends. There was many jokes being had. We got to our DISGUSTINGLY CROWDED hotel room where my buddy Austin surprisingly managed to rig the TV in the room to work, despite it demanding payment before...
The "Rape Tunnel" →
supakitsune:
doctorscience:
silenceandmotion:
mendih0tza:
saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever:
The artist plans to place himself in a room, the only entrance or exit being a 22 ft long plywood tunnel constructed by Whitehurst himself. Then he says that for the duration of the gallery’s opening (from 7:00 p.m. to midnight) he will rape anyone who travels through the tunnel into that room.
...
thedailywhat:
“We love our Times Square home and while we’re disappointed there won’t be a Snooki ball drop there, she cannot be denied! So we’re taking a road trip to the place where it all began, Seaside Heights, and droppin’ it all there.”
—
MTV, in an official statement concerning the news that Snooki’s hamster ball stunt was not welcome in Times Square.
Phew. For a second there I...
December 2010
18 posts
How would you react if you turned on your faucet,...
supakitsune:
I would walk real fast out!! And then I would locked bakc and see ants get stepped on by the next boss.
Ask me somethin’ will ya!
FUNFACT! THAT HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME! NO FUCKING JOKE!
I get home from vacation to some place. Go to take a fucking shower, WUP! ANTS START FUCKING POURING OUT! AND I MEAN THESE ARE SOME BIG FUCKING ANTS! Thankfully the water started pouring at as...
Me and My Best Bud Ed Talk About Sonic 2 Over...
Ed: oh yeah Ys was the action RPG I was thinking about
Leoj: I should probably play Ys
Leoj: Keep hearin how it's super special awesome
Ed: I don't know, I just saw this clip of a boss fight with some giant dinosaur turtle and it was kind of like Tales style you have a party, control one at a time and combo some shit, but without entering a different screen to fight monsters
Ed: it looked awesome tbqh
Leoj: Last video I saw of it was some guy doin a Boss Rush
Leoj: Which looked pretty sweet
Ed: You know when a game includes Boss Rush
Ed: that they know what they're doing
Leoj: It's true.
Leoj: You know how I love my Boss Rushes.
Ed: This is a little out there
Ed: but the best thing about Sonic advance 2
Ed: was that boss rush boss
Ed: where you run through all the bosses as a stage
Leoj: Man, the one thing that saddens me is that Klonoa 1 and 2 have a Boss Time Attack Mode, but not a full Boss Rush. :<
Ed: I don't really like Sonic Advance 2 but that stage was beautiful
Ed: Bleh
Leoj: Also that sounds awesome.
Ed: You've played Sonic Advance 2 haven't you
Leoj: Nop
Ed: really?
Leoj: Nop
Ed: the one were all the bosses are running bosses?
Ed: huh
Ed: well it's not that great
Leoj: I played a bit of the First World
Ed: but the bosses are high tier
Ed: and the boss rush stage
Leoj: And I was like
Ed: is elder god tier
Leoj: Oh wait, no, world 2
Leoj: And I was like
Leoj: Oh boy, all these Green Hill remixes
Leoj: Warms my heart
Leoj: Than I just stopped
Leoj: Cuz it wasn't particularly amazing.
Leoj: Like the Genesis ones.
Ed: It wasn't particularly amazing
Ed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y79zL0L1HQ
Ed: dat fucking stage
Ed: made up for what was an overall mediocre game
Ed: wow this guys is just awful
Leoj: He really is..
Leoj: Forever 50 Rings Cheat
Ed: well you geet the picture
Leoj: What a pussy
Leoj: Also this stage...
Leoj: I may have to play Sonic Advance 2 just for this...
Leoj: I won't lie...this looks quite glorious..
Ed: It's not like it doesn't take like
Ed: an hour to get up there
Ed: the game was really easy overall
Ed: but this stage gave me nightmares
Leoj: Fuck this guy is awful...
Ed: oh god the giant wheel
Ed: he was my favorite boss
Leoj: WHY IS HE JUST BUM RUSHING THAT WHEEL
Leoj: AND NOT WAITING FOR ROBOTNIK
Leoj: OH THATS WHY....
Leoj: ...STILL
Ed: He just doesn't give a fuck
Leoj: SEEMS ALOT EASIER TO JUST AIM FOR ROBOTNIK AND IGNORE THE OTHER 2 SEGMENTS!
Ed: that cannon fucks you up
Leoj: Spinning PLatform boss
Leoj: Looked pretty cool!
Ed: jesus that guy was hard
Ed: I will unabashedly say
Leoj: OH FUCK SPIDER BOMBER
Ed: advance 2 had the best bosses in the series
Ed: if it didn't have such shitty regular stages
Ed: it would have been great
Leoj: Man, the complete stop and restarting of this music is killing the amazingness of this music for me...
Ed: those damn
Leoj: At least have a fucking seamless loops new Sonic Team...
Ed: 10 second loops
Ed: It would be very impressive
Ed: if he died
Ed: even with
Ed: the cheat
Ed: but he's just so awful
Ed: I'm not unconvinced
Leoj: XD
Leoj: oh cmon, rehashing Sonic 2 Final Boss?
Ed: To be fair
Ed: we've been
Ed: rehashing sonic 2 final boss as the fake final boss of every sonic game
Ed: since then
Ed: Robotnik just likes Gundams with mustaches I suppose
Leoj: Sonic 3&K didn't rehash it...
Ed: Sonic 3 part did
Ed: although he didn't have legs
Ed: but it was basiclaly teh same thing
Leoj: No, S3 had a flyin spiky everything that did pile drivers on you.
Leoj: and drive bys
Ed: AW YEAH
Ed: THE PILE DRIVER
Ed: THE FUCKING PILE DRIVER
Ed: S3&K was the best game
Leoj: SK was like I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH MY FUCKING GIANT GUNDAM FINGERS!
Ed: Technically
Ed: the final boss
Leoj: Than you blew them up and he chased you with Kamehameha Wave and a burning Jew Nose.
Ed: was the same robot from sonic 2
Ed: although you were fighting him as super sonic
Ed: so it was different
Leoj: Ya, but it was like, the same thing, it was the same mech, but it was changed up
Ed: Ok
Ed: OK
Ed: I concede
Leoj: S3&K Final Mech was in like, Jet Mode and didn't have the Spiky Hands.
Ed: that S3&K did not rehash
Leoj: This was like, a blatent rehash.
Ed: Well
Ed: technically
Ed: this guy
Ed: doesn't move
Ed: and he has the pillars from 1
Ed: so I guess he's like a combination of bosses
Ed: mostly S2
Leoj: ya
Leoj: And the worst part is
Leoj: They didn't even make the mech look like Robotnik made it.
Leoj: It looks like a genunie Mobile Suit.
Ed: It has a moustache at least
Leoj: Lacks the red and chrome main colors and the giant moustache
Leoj: Not even! It has a nose.
Ed: !
Leoj: But the Moustache is just a chrome chin
Leoj: Look at the video
Ed: that's just silly
Leoj: See! When eh fires the beam, it's a mouth!
Leoj: It opens
Leoj: man, this mech just infuriates me!
Leoj: Chrome on Orange!?
Leoj: NO GIANT MOUSTACHE!
Ed: Crazy talk
Leoj: HOW HIGH WERE YOU
Leoj: WHEN YOU MADE THIS ROBOTNIK!?
Leoj: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
Leoj: WHEN YOU SMOKE THE GANJA WITH DR. WILY!
Ed: good times
